What They Actually Want?

 
If you smile at her, she thinks you are a flirt; If you don’t, she thinks you are arrogant.
 
If you look at her, she thinks you got a crush on her;
If you don’t, she thinks you pretend not to.
 
If you flatter her, she thinks you are yielding her;
If you don’t she thinks you don’t give a damn.
 
If you are simple, she wishes you were a little stylish;
If you re stylish, she thinks you were attractive when simple.
 
If you try to carry a conversation, she thinks you talk too much.
 
If you give an advice, she seldom follows it; If you don’t she thinks you don’t care her.
 
If you try to be silent, she thinks you are boring to be with;
If you tell her jokes, she will advise you to be serious.
 
If you think of a marriage, she thinks you are asking her to accompany you;
If you don’t she wonders.
 
If you let her kiss you, she will wish you were more reserved;
If you don’t she will seek someone and console herself.
 
If you let her come to you, she thinks you are too cheap;
If you don’t, she would go for someone else.
 
If you’re a good boy, she wonders why you are not a man
and If you are not, she will look for another boy.
 
(Compiled by Ashish, years ago)

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