The Most Fortunate Man on Earth

When is my birthday? It’s on Bhadra 11 but I need to be reminded of it by someone else before I know ‘yes, today’s the day I first saw the world some 29 years back’. Stupid? Maybe, but I’ve been more than happy to remain oblivious to and instead be reminded of it by someone else!

Yeah, She is the one who’ve been reminding me the day and inspiring me to pay attention to one of the greatest days in my life. But, it’s really bad of me that I’ve not yet been truly honest on doing justice to Her wholesome suggestion.

But, last year, upon her prod (to celebrate the day), I’d dined out with a small posse of my friends as a celebration to my 28th birthday.

This morning too I was as unaware of Bhadra 11 as I used to be. I only knew it only when She called, texted and wished me Happy Birthday. She’s a wonderful girl, very loving and caring. Shame on me, I forget my own birthday.

For all these years after we hooked up, She’s been zooming in on my birthday every year with great ardour and zeal.  She’s beautiful both inside and out!

Thanks, gratitude and love to Her.

Nero of Nepal

Much to our chagrin, Baburam Bhattarai has turned up a real fucker after his 1 year as a prime minister. And, his party UCPN must be taking a great pleasure in selling Congress and UML out over the constitution writing turmoil some months back.

Instead of sacking tinpot Bhattarai and inviting parties to form a national government, President Ramvaran Yadav has been sitting on the fence at this time of great uncertainty which in turn has only fueled UCPN’s totalitarian ambition and pushed the country further into chaos.

President Yadav is on the verge of being labeled as Nero of Nepal if he still keeps pussyfooting.

Nepal has already paid a big price. As Nepal’s veering off rapidly towards statelessness, President Yadav is the only legit institution that can really save the day. Only thing he’s needed to do is sacking Bhattarai government and asking parties to form a new government. In case parties fail to form government, president should himself head the new government with ministers from all walks of life which will carry out the election within slated time.

Corruption and financial irregularities within this government must have reached to its unprecedented height in the absence of monitoring from the parliament and other regulatory bodies. King Gyanendra—who’s often blamed as leading the most corrupt government in history during his active rule—may look pale before this government in terms of the scale of corruption!

Precognitive Ability of My Dreams

Saw one of my elder uncles on last nite dream and this morning I got a phone call that he’s ill so had to hospitalize.

I had a very detailed dream about him and its incredible that I never had a dream of him before.

This is just one instance. I already have a lot of such dreams come true either within days or weeks or even months.

I’m a man with precognitive abilities? I daresay I’m!

A Bitch, a Dickhead and a Bunch of Lapdogs

What on earth could be the reason that Indian PM Manmohan Singh didn’t visit India’s northern neighbour , yes that’s we, despite being two-time prime minister which’s marked by his globetrotting tenure? Maybe the bunch of lapdogs here in Nepal are to blame for this very uneven exchange of high level visits esp. when in a mere 2 years Nepal’s president and prime ministers both have visited India for several times while none from India visited Nepal.

Foreign relation is practiced on equal basis no matter of size, influence etc. But this has not been the case on Indo-Nepal relation. It’s long been the norm for Indian leaders and bureaucrats to treat Nepal with very low regard.

Well, faithful lapdogs of Indian establishment in Kathmandu may share the bigger blame. But the fact of Manmohan Singh and his master the old hag Soniya Gandhi not visiting Nepal while they’re on globetrotting spree for all these years really jabs into any Nepali’s patriotic heart.

China is only some inches away from becoming the superpower, yet its prime minister Wen Jiabao, paid a formal visit to Nepal just few months ago. There’s been a few high level visits from Chinese side in the last decade. Such as then Chinese Preisdent Jiyang Jemin (sorry, I don’t know correct spelling of him) had visited Nepal on 2001. But there’s not a single visit from Indian presidents or prime ministers for past 15 years.What the hell these imperious turban-clad dickhead and that old bitch think of themselves? They think they’re too special to make it to Nepal?!

This shows their arrant disregard and insult to us. This is disgusting, you know. We Nepalese should be boycotting these dickhead and bitch and prohibiting from visiting Nepal ever in future. Let’s do it.

Well, we are good when one-term Indian prime minister doesn’t consider visiting Nepal. But this dickhead is two-time prime minister yet he’s not considered visiting Nepal. This is DISGUSTING. GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU OLD DICKHEAD!

This dickhead must be fucking that old Italian hag hard for these 8 years.